Vampires are very bad, huh? They suck people’s blood and makes the moms and dads very sad ‘cause their childrens are dead (usually them get kids ‘cause they are easier). Good thing God made monsters like that unreal. Or I might never sleep.
“Daddy, don’t worry. I can throw this in the garbage. I’m always to the rexque for throwin’ diapers in the garbage.”
While taking Jane, who had fallen asleep in our bed, into her own, she uttered one word and fell silent;
“Secret.”
“I can’t remember when people were babies, I only have them in my head for dreams at night.”
“Mommy, I have a migraine in my shoe.”
Mostly gone, but Jane carved her name in the table. Kinda awesome. http://lks.gd/13DkIYs via http://lks.gd/13xocbI
ICYMI: Episode 1: in which we meet Mabel and discuss the excitement of death and Hobby Lobby. http://lks.gd/16tG7Hc via http://lks.gd/10BXXTK
Aunt Donna: “Do you have any ideas of what you want for your birthday?”
Jane: “Yeah! I’d like to be surprised.”
Heidi: “Dorothy, stop staring at your sister.”
Jane: “Yeah, you’re going to make me have nightmares.”
“The only way to not grow up is to die.”
“I’m so very wild.”
“Why are you ‘so very wild?’”
“Because I have a lot of play in me.”
“Do unto others as you would do unto them.”
“Mommy, why are you wearing your baking suit [apron] in the garden?”
“Mommy, we should of had cake because it was Jesus’s birthday from dying on the cross.”
Jane didn’t like the fortune in her cookie. So she made one up;
“Sometimes, if you have a best friend maybe be last in line.”
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