RT @Wygle: “Well, I believe in far away stuff and I can remember it.”
What are you signing about?
“Dearth Vader and kitties.”
Me: “Mabel, you look like you have to go potty.”
Mabel: “No, my underpants are inside my butt.”
As “yay yay yay, we got our house bought!”
We have met all contingencies for selling. Wooooo!
“I’m not buttiful. That means full of butts.”
“I’m going to scribble down my deepest thoughts of the house.”
“I know what jade looks like. I seriously have a picture of it on a shelf in my brain.”
🎼 “I know karate. I’ll kick you in your body.” 🎶
Mabel: I’m a movie star.
Me: Movie stars usually wear shirts.
Mabel: But I’m a meowy one so I don’t.
Mabel, ~11:15pm, after screaming in her sleep to @HeidiWygle, “mommy, can you go get mommy?”
Heidi, “I am mommy.”
“All of my imaginary friends have some spider-cats. Either 12 or four.”
“Please can I have some sprinkles? I have an imaginary dinosaur living in my stomach.”
“I need to talk to you about my pants.”
While taking a bath, “Mommy, I’m afraid of heights.”
“What does afraid of heights mean?”
“Things that are under water.”